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• Don't you hate when that happens??
• I HATE it when it does that!
• I hate it when that happens!
• dONCHA hATE iT wHEN tHIS hAPPENS??!!
• Did you ever think as a hearse goes by, That you might beeee the next to die.
  They wrap you up in a nice clean sheet, And throw you in about 6 feet deep....
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