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• Don't you hate it when your boogers freeze?
• Ever notice you can't be in the political mainstream without being all wet?
• Ever notice that Legos aren't biodegradable ?
• as Benny Hill once said: "Did you ever notice that everyone in favor of birth control has already been born?
• Did you ever think as a hearse goes by, That you might beeee the next to die.
  They wrap you up in a nice clean sheet, And throw you in about 6 feet deep....
• Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
• Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
  A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
• How can you tell if an elephant is in the same dark room with you?
  You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
• You smell wet. Let's Party.