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_____net---keep out of the reach of children!
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Keep out of reach of children.
Reach out & GREP someone!
MODEMS.....reach out & BYTE someone...
My brother in Belfast mailed this joke to me. They don't get the net over there (yet), so it falls on me to forward it.
************************************************************************** There's this pheasant standing in a field chatting to a bull....
Parent Definitions... AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have kids again.
DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside....
MOTHER'S DICTIONARY: AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too....
Mother's Dictionary AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too....
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
416. Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke List....