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95% Loser Free... And Half The Sugar.
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95% loser free... And half the sugar.
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Loser: Guy who plays Monopoly and is mugged on Boardwalk.
You're never a loser until you quit trying.
Loser: Calls mens room wall phone number. Dial-a-Prayer!
Gather a bunch of freshmen together at a party, telling them the punch is spiked.
Observe for about half an hour while some of them get high on the sugar....
Martha Stewart's Holiday Calendar December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.
Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas Cards....
There was an old whore named McGee Who was just the right sort for a spree.
She said, "For a fuck I charge half a buck, And I throw in the ass-hole for free....
HOLIDAY FRUITCAKE RECIPE You will need the following
A cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large brown eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whiskey....
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I give it 95 for the beat and 98 for the lyrics...