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• The mistake you make is trying to figure it out.
• Our guess on why hospitals are advertising more: They figure we'll see so much of it that it'll make us sick.
• Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?
• Q: what's a specimen? A: Italian astronaut!
  Q: What's the <ethnic> solution to Rubik's Cube? A: Spray paint....
• Q: Hear about the guy that was half German and half Polish?
  A: He hated Jews but couldn't figure out why!...
• Q: Why are there no polish pharmacies? A: They can't figure out how to put the little bottles in the typewriter.
• How many Oberlin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one....
• Mr. Reagan got lots of applause at the convention for the economic recovery.
  His economists, meanwhile, will continue trying to figure out what he did right....