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• Did you hear about the accountant who was half Jewish, and half Polish?
  He embezzled the accounts payable ......
• Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.
• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• Hear about the man who was half Japanese and half Negro?
  Every December 7th he attacks Pearl Bailey!...
• Q: Why are there no polish pharmacies? A: They can't figure out how to put the little bottles in the typewriter.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
• Did you hear that Poland has sent its battalion to Iraq in the Persian Gulf?
  I want you to know that shooting has already broken out with them....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
  A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....