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EVERYTHING Seems To Make MY Body Grow Twelve Different Ways!
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EVERYTHING seems to make MY body grow twelve different ways!
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Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have profound implications to all of science.
Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those mythical `foundations'....
Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have profound implications to all of science.
Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those mythical `foundations'....
Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have profound implications to all of science.
Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those mythical `foundations'....
World's Shortest Books 25. "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by OJ Simpson 24.
To All The Men I've Loved Before" by Ellen DeGeneres 23....
BEFORE I CAME TO COLLEGE I WISH I HAD KNOWN... - that it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class I'd sleep right through it - that I would change so much and barely realize it - that you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways - that college kids throw airplane
oo - that if you wear polyester everyone will ask you why you're so dressed up - that every clock on campus shows a different time - that if you were smart in high school - so what?...
I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese....
Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
I'M GLAD I'M A WOMAN (Rebuttal) I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam....