BEFORE I CAME TO COLLEGE I WISH I HAD KNOWN... - That It Didn't Matter How Late I Scheduled My First Class I'd Sleep Right Through It - That I Would Change So Much And Barely Realize It - That You Can Love A Lot Of People In A Lot Of Different Ways

BEFORE I CAME TO COLLEGE I WISH I HAD KNOWN... - That It Didn't Matter How Late I Scheduled My First Class I'd Sleep Right Through It - That I Would Change So Much And Barely Realize It - That You Can Love A Lot Of People In A Lot Of Different Ways - That College Kids Throw Airplane

Before I Went To College I Wish I Had Known: That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class, I'd sleep through it anyway.
That I could change so much and barely realize it....
High School Vs College 25. In high school, you do homework.
In college, you study. 24. No food is allowed in the hall in high school....
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
Announcing the: 1988 REC.
HUMOR.FUNNY Computer Network Humour Annual I often get requests for back-jokes out of rec....
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....