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• Not tonight honey, I got a BBS!
• A husband and wife were lying in bed one night. (Since they have small children, the universal-parent coding system for sex is washing machine.
  ) The husband turned to his wife and said in a seductive voice "washing machine....
• Quiet, don't type so hard, I got a headache!
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Excuses: I've got to get up early tomorrow.
• Not now, I have a headache!
• A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
  Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
• Not tonight, Chekov, I have an earache.