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• Here is the /usr/pub directory;" Nowhere else will you find a more dispicable collectio
  of bugs and viruses. We must be careful;" The party descended down the side of the inode to /usr/pub, out of which came the noise of riotous drinking, with the occasional hint of drunken rioting....
• Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.
• How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? His lips begin to move.
• Oh, no! Don Ho!
• Is Don Adams mad? (A nod.) Si!
• Ashes and keyb ards don mix!
• Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
• As nearly as we can figure it, the handsome young guys in the Father's Day ads have been dating the lithe young women in the Mother's Day ads.
• A lie in time saves nine.