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• I've told you MILLIONS of times, don't exaggerate!
• I've told you a MILLION times not to exaggerate!
• We do not know 1 millionth of one percent about anything.
• Oh, no! Don Ho!
• Bob, Don and Joe were lifelong friends. Suddenly one day Joe disappeared.
  Everybody was helping Bob and Don find Joe, until Bob and Don remembered that Joe had two assholes....
• Is Don Adams mad? (A nod.) Si!
• Ashes and keyb ards don mix!
• Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
• Merlin Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight.
  I am the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty....