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• Quayle'isms: * "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
  * "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure....
• 15 things every woman SHOULD HAVE and SHOULD KNOW by the time she's 30.
  [Author: Pam Satran <prsatran@comcast.net> published by Glamour in May 1997] SHOULD HAVE...
• Parent Definitions... AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have kids again.
  DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside....
• One of the few things that the Japanese CAN'T do better.
• Tips on love. (All questions were answered by kids age 5 to 10) WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
  "Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom....
• Interesting Golf Quotes: ** One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
  - Don Carter, pro bowler ** Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at it....
• Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
  I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
• Here is the /usr/pub directory;" Nowhere else will you find a more dispicable collectio
  of bugs and viruses. We must be careful;" The party descended down the side of the inode to /usr/pub, out of which came the noise of riotous drinking, with the occasional hint of drunken rioting....
• Mother's Dictionary AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
  BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too....