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  The company found out that Pinto was Brazilian slang for "tiny male genitals"....
• What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  Vultures will eat the skunk....
• What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  Skid marks in front of the skunk!...
• What's the difference between a dead rattlesnake on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
  There are no skid-marks in front of the lawyer....
• Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog....
• How can you tell the difference between an attorney lying dead in the road and a coyote lying dead in the road?
  With the coyote, you usually see skid marks....
• How can you tell a dead lawyer form a dead skunk lying in the middle of the road?
  There are skidmarks in front of the skunk....
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