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  Whenever possible, please keep us late. We have no homes to go to and are only too thankful to spend the evening here....
• Clean mind, clean body: take your pick.
• BEHAVIORAL TIPS. The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.
  Never ask him to purchase feminine products, unless you are willing to assume he will come home with the wrong thing....
• Tell someone you can pin a glass of water to the wall -- a real glass, not a paper cup, using an ordinary straight pin.
  Naturally they won't believe, so you set out to prove it....
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• Freudian Pick-Up Lines 15> "My sign is Ramses, what's yours?
  14> "You're one hot Mama... But of course, all women are!...
• Get your OWN quote, dammit. This one's MINE.
• DOG PROPERTY LAWS 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
  3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine....