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• Congress is back in session. Apparently there are a few knots left to turn into loose ends before the election.
• de la Lastra's Law
• Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
• To be or not to be...Ok, To be!
• Polly Want a Cracker? There's this fellow with a parrot.
  And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol....
• While the world turns the screws tighten.
• Propose to the victim a co-ordination test, and tell him that it has been taken by the brightest people around you (quote some scores!
  ). You sit in front of the victim and put your palms about twelve inches apart....
• A macro on the loose...WATCH OUT !
• Oxymoron: Loose tights.