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Have YOU totaled a Ford ... Lately?
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HAVE YOU DRIVEN OVER A FORD LATELY?
Have you hugged your computer lately?
Have you hugged a Klingon lately (and lived)?
Have you said "I love you" to your father lately
HE: "Have you been eating cake lately?" SHE: "No, why?
HE: "It's just that you look so crummy......
On a quiet night you can hear a FORD rust.
A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink.
So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, "What's the name of your penis?...
Mr. Ford spoke to the convention but not Mr. Nixon.
In his honor, couldn't the GOP at least have arranged for 18-and-a-half minutes of silence?...
FORD: Found On Road Dead.