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He who oppresses the poor shows contempt for their Maker
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Familiarity breeds contempt - and childre
There was a young man of Khartoum Who lured a poor girl to her doom.
He not only fucked her, But buggered and sucked her -- And left her to pay for the room....
HE: What would you do if you found a million dollars?
SHE: Well, if it was a poor person who lost it, I'd return it....
Strange A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone....
A judge asked a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw.
From out in the audience a man shouted, "Lying bastard!...
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket....
My tag line maker is broken!
Alms for the poor! Alms for the poor!