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• He cannot rule the great who cannot rule the small.
• There is no better way to exercise the imagination than the study of the law.
  No artist ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth....
• A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
  After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
• Ditto this one: "There are two sides to every divorce, mine and shitheads.&quo
• DID YOU SEE THE NEW ROCK HUDSON DESIGNER JEANS? THEY HAVE ZIPPERS ON BOTH SIDES.
  DID YOU HEAR WHY ROCK HUDSON'S CAR INSURANCE WENT UP?...
• Two cannot fall out if one does not choose