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  A: None. Thats a hardware problem. A': One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down....
• How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets....
• How many Oberlin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one....
• One day, a young priest in St. John's, Newfoundland, finds himself in the situation of having to hear confessions.
  He has never done this before, and so he is given a list of what to give out as penance....
• How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) One. 2) Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws....
• Q:" How many Americans does it take to replace a light bulb?
  "A:" One. "A:" Two - One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws)....
• He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
• Q:" How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago....
• Q: How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago....