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Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages.
My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean....
Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm *so* depressed.
I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, yet all I get to do is answer the phone....
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
My answering machine reads, with spooky music in the background, or Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, "Hello.
You have reached xxx-xxxx,otherwise known as the epicenter of the universe....
Somebody smokeded my lucky number!
IS anyone out THERE HELLO,HELLO