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• A group thinks Michael Jackson is the Messiah returned.
  This time, obviously, He's upped His ticket prices....
• A Rabbi who lived in Peru, Was vainly attempting to screw.
  His wife said,"Oye Vey! If you keep on this way, The Messiah will come before you....
• A Helping Hand... A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.
  However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach....
• Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one, complete with a snappymessage of their own device.
  Wait for the beep and then read on. This is a short adaptation of Simon Butler-White's and Clive Archer's "could-be" phone messages released in Australian Cleo, August 1989....
• Dear God A little boy needed $100.00 very badly and his mother told him to pray to God for it.
  He prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing turned up....
• The Date A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.
  This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the first time....
• Invited Over For Dinner and Dessert A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.
  This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the first time....
• Boy: A noise with dirt on it.