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• If at first you don't succeed, quit, quit at once.
• If you are smoking after sex, SLOW DOWN.
• Press SPACEBAR once to quit or twice to save changes.
• I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
• A man goes to the doctor and says: - Doc, I would like to live very long.
  What should I do? - I think that is a wise decision....
• A whole bunch of guys are hanging out in their usual bar after work one day when this very attractive woman walks in and sits down right in the midst of them.
  After about two minutes of amazed looks one of the men manages to ask the woman her name....
• I work like I am paid, Very Little & Once a month
• I saw this on a T shirt.... A chicken and an egg are laying (lying?
  ) in bed smoking a cigaret. They obviously just got done having sex....
• A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely.
  The first man is sitting on the edge of his bed clutching an imaginary steering wheel and making loud noises not unlike a Kenworth....