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I Wanted To Be... A *LUMBERJACK*!
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I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*!
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No Luck Finding The Right Career.... I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned.
Yeah, they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn't concentrate....
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay
A grungy old lumberjack, in town for the first time in weeks, went to the local brothel and demanded the roughest, toughest and meanest girl in the house.
"That'll be Mary," said the madam. "Go to Room Four, and I'll send her up....
I couldn't change if I wanted to, I'm soldered in.
Didn't I see you on America's Most Wanted??
I used to work in a bank,but then I lost interest. I used to be a lumberjack,but then I got the axe.
I used to be a carpenter,but then I got bored. I used to be a tennis instructor,but it wasn't my racket....
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I kept putting it off...