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I Am In Total Control, But Don't Tell My Wife.
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I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
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I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
Tell the boss I am busy Multi-Tasking.
106 I wonder what my wife will want tonight; Wonder if the wife will fuss and fight?
I wonder can she tell That I've been raising hell...
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
I hit my CRTL key but I'm STILL not in control....
I my dog, I my cat, I my wife :-)