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I Don't Want The World, I Just Want Your Half.
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I Don't Want The World, I Just Want Your Half.
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I don't want the world, I just want YOUR half!
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
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Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
A: I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
B: Hmm, looks like you'll get world peace first....
