Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
It's A Small World, But I Wouldn't Want To Paint It.
Home
›
Short Jokes
›
Taglines
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Related:
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
big picture --- A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here." I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes....
I Don't Want The World, I Just Want Your Half.
I don't want the world, I just want YOUR half!
Stop the world, I want to get off!
Van Gogh found a whore who would lay, And accept a small painting as pay.
"Vive l`Art!" cried Van Gogh, "But it`s too fucking slow -- I wish I could paint ten a day!...
A: I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
B: Hmm, looks like you'll get world peace first....
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.