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• Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
  I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....
• Sure I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox machine?
• I said copy the disk - not Xerox it!
• Yrneh Etac VII --------------- (novax!nowhere!etac7) OR (etac7@nowhere) Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the current USENET community.
  To protect the Xerox(*) Corporation from the deluge of bounced mail, the Etac IA Project has taken over....
• Not now, I have a headache!
• Sure I know how to copy disks, where's the Xerox?
• Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatte
  o if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker....
• Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatte
  o if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker....
• Yrneh Etac Bus error (core dumped) --------------- (novax!
  owhere!etac0) OR (etac0@nowhere) Alas, it was decided that the Cate AI Project was too advanced for the current USENET community....