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I Always Tell The Truth. Even If I Have To Lie To Do It.
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I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it.
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Well, that's a lie...I DO bite...
I used to trust the media to tell me the truth.
I'll tell you the truth whether I know it or not.
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
Do I always shrug my shoulders? I have no idea...
George Washington and The Cherry Tree... George? Yes, father?
George, I have a very serious question to ask you and I want you to promise you'll answer truthfully....
I lie to polltakers.
Because I'm A Man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at....