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• I just got a new car for my girlfriend....Great trade....
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• I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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• I  my dog, I  my cat, I  my wife :-)
• You've got a good head on my shoulders.
• I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [.] my wife ?)