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• Just got a new car for my wife... Great trade...
• I got an HT for my wife... Good trade!
• cars and driving --- For a while I didn't have a car.
  .. I had a helicopter... no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running....
• Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.
  Here are highlights from Comedy Celebration Day on July 31, 1988 in San Francisco....
• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contest in New Woman Magazine.
  1)"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok....
• Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
  If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
• a fare trade A man walked up to the counter of an auto parts store.
  "Excuse me," he said, "I'd like to get a new gas cap for my Yugo....