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A Macintosh A Day Keeps Apple Happy And Rich!
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A Macintosh a day keeps Apple Happy and Rich!
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There was a pediatrician--who shall remain nameless--who
hough he was a good doctor, was heartily disliked by all his young patients because in an effort to entertain them he performed boring magic tricks....