An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if it is aimed well.
An apple every eight hours keeps three doctors away.
Barium: What doctors do when treatment fails.
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
Think how much fun you could have with the doctor's wife and a bucket of
apples.
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that need a simple yes or no
answer.
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...