An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away... If It Is Aimed Well.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if it is aimed well.
An apple every eight hours keeps three doctors away.
Barium: What doctors do when treatment fails.
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
Think how much fun you could have with the doctor's wife and a bucket of
apples.
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that need a simple yes or no
answer.
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