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  I am vividly confronted with this fact every time my wife and I go out to a restaurant....
• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
• Well, that's a lie...I DO bite...
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  She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll give you a ding for a dong....
• Maybe a bit on the "im"-practical side but if REVENGE is what you want.
  .. I s'pose the keyword (superglue) says it all....
• You want me to clean what???