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I'm Not Paranoid! Which Of My Enemies Told You This?
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I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
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I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I'm NOT paranoid. Which of my enemies said I was?
I'm not paranoid. That's a rumor spread by my enemies.
During his visit to the US pope John Paul II had a meeting with a senator.
The senator asked the pope, "Your Holiness, how do you find our country?...
Enemies strengthen you. Allies weaken.
I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me.
I have but three enemies: fear, anger, ignorance.
An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey....
Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.