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• If your behind is in front, you turned around!
• May the wind behind you always be your own.
• A boy scout was out doing his bob-a-job stint one Saturday in Farmborough.
  He walked up to the front door of one house and rang the doorbell....
• behind you
• Quick Thinker There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market.
  One day, a man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce....
• One afternoon a man was walking along a farm road with his daughter, when they came upon two sheep.
  The two sheep were in the process of mating and the father, noticing his daughters interest, quickly explained that the sheep on top had hurt his two front hooves and the other sheep was helping him get back to the barn....
• A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very hesitant about describing her problem.
  Eventually the doctor manages to discover that she thinks she may be sexually perverted....
• A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very hesitant about describing her problem.
  Eventually the doctor manages to discover that she thinks she may be sexually perverted....