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• It seems that a young man who came from a wealthy family was going off to college.
  Now Dad, who was no slouch, knew that the young rascal would probably just use all his money to booze it up and go after the girls (since this is what he himself had done)....
• I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
• I heard that they were going to move Texas A&M to Canada.
  ...... They say that it will raise the average IQ of both countries....
• Why is a Newfie's piss yellow? So that he knows if he is coming or going.
• Do you care? ... A young boy runs into a general store and shouts, "Gimme a piss-pot!
  The owner shouts back, "Hey, you can't just come in here and say that!...
• And I though this was going to be simple....
• I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
  I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese....
• Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what...? Where are you going...?
• Piss me off - Pay the consequences!