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If It Breaks, It Needed Replacing Anyway.
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If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
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If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Lowery's Law: If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing.
Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
.. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
Hawkin's Theory of Progress: Progress does not consist of replacing a theory that is wrong with one that is right.
It consists of replacing a theory that is wrong with one that is more subtly wrong....
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When news breaks... We fix it.
The truth will be found when it is no longer needed.
<Slap!> ... Thanks, I needed that!?!?!