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• If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing.
• If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
• Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
  .. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
• Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
• Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it - get a bigger hammer.
• Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
• Rudin's Law: In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.
• Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
  Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....