Related:

• Have you ever had to finally decide...
• Coke or Pepsi....you decide !!
• Still using WordStar-- BY CHOICE!!
• Propose to the victim a co-ordination test, and tell him that it has been taken by the brightest people around you (quote some scores!
  ). You sit in front of the victim and put your palms about twelve inches apart....
• Mid-life... Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone to look at you naked.
  The good news about mid-life is that the glass is still half-full....
• Have you made someone laugh today? (C)L.Belasco
• The upgrade path to the most powerful and satisfying compute
  * Pocket calculator * Commodore Pet / Apple II / TRS 80 / Commodore 64 / Timex Sinclair (Choose any of the above) * IBM PC * Apple Macintosh * Fastest workstation of the time (HP, DEC, IBM, SGI...
• Question on an application form for a newspaper: 5.
  You have the choice of saving a drowning man or getting a Pulitzer Prize winning photograph....
• Pharmaceutical companies have it made. You have to take their vitamins so you can open their medicine bottles.