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If they can't take a joke....fuck 'em.
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If you won't fuck me, can I fuck you?
Ok, then there's another song, then it comes back with just acoustic guitar and about 7,000,000 people singing.
.. I Like 'em Dead (reprise) (He likes 'em dead) You kill 'em I'll grill 'em (He likes 'em dead) You hang 'em I'll bang 'em (He likes 'em dead) You impale 'em I'll nail 'em You can bet as long as I'm around You'll never bury a virgin in the ground....
Q:" How many Hudson, NH, residents does it take to change a light bulb joke?
"A:" None, they don't have electricity in Hudson, yet....
Did you hear of the new reusable rubbers? You turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of 'em.
I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".
It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....
How does a jew say fuck you? Trust me. What's green, five miles long and has a thousand legs with an I.
Q. of 3? A New York City St. Patrick's day parade....
Q: Why is the average age of the Polish Army, 40? A
Because they take 'em right out of high school!...
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to grease a car? A: One if you hit 'em right.