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IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
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IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
If you drink, don't drive. Play par-3 courses.
Don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink.
Don't drink and drive. You may hit a bump and spill it!
Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels.
Interesting Golf Quotes: ** One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
- Don Carter, pro bowler ** Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at it....
If you drive a Yugo and Yucrash, Yudie!!!
Oh, no! Don Ho!