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• He's not 'ere, Bruce. Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce.
• Two fags havin a chat ... Bruce: Guess what? I've given up smoking!
  Lance: Oh Yeah? What do you do now, instead? Bruce...
• Mitchell F. Wyle wyle@ethz.uucp From roberson@june.
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• Lank: Here we go. We're about to set a new record.
  Earl: (to the crowd) How about a date? Lank...
• Three gays are driving around San Francisco, when they had to stop for a red light.
  Unfortunately, the large semi-trailer behind them burned out his breaks on the steep downgrade and slammed into the back of the gays' car....
• Mitchell F. Wyle wyle@ethz.uucp Heard this from a friend - he doesn't remember where it came from, but it isn't recent.
  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt....
• My friend Bruce tells a story of when he was a teenager and he and his brother were looking at magazines in a drugstore, under a big sign that said "No Loitering".
  An older, female drugstore employee came up to them, said "Can't you read?...
• From aat@mace.cc.purdue.edu Mon Dec 12 05:30:08 1988 Flag
  000000000000 From: aat@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Jeff Smith) Subjec...