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Abstain From Wine, Women, And Song; Mostly Song.
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Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
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A group on nuns are travelling in a car when it has a flat tire.
They get out and try to change it, but being rather unworldly do not know how to do it....
Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 1.
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings....
Peewee's favorite song: 'Beat it'
Peewee's favorite song: 'All by myself'
Why's the alphabet in that order? Because of that song?
Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's Master of Puppets" CD.
What's Helen Keller's favorite song? "The Sound of Silence.
Peewee's favorite song: 'I touch myself'