A group on nuns are travelling in a car when it has a flat tire. They
get out and try to change it, but being rather unworldly do not know
how to do it. Luckily, a truck came along and the (male) driver offered
to change it for them. They gladly accepted.
As the trucker jacked up the car, it slipped from the jack.
"Son-of-a-bitch," he yelled.
The eldest nun said to him,"That is not nice language. We understand that
you are upset, but you mustn't use such language."
"Sorry, Sister", he said, and tried again. Again it slipped, this
time almost mashing his fingers.
"Son-of-a-bitch", he yelled again.
"Please, don't use such language. If changing our tire is causing
you to do so, it would be better if you didn't help us."
"But I get so upset, and it just comes out."
"Well," said the nun, "say something else when you get upset,
something like 'Sweet Jesus, help me'".
So the trucker tried to jack up the car again. Again it slipped. He
started to say "So..", but he corrected himself and said, "Sweet Jesus
help me."
At that, the car just lifted up into the air by itself. The nuns looked
at the car and said, "Son-of-a-bitch!"
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: a0peuker@teaching.cs.adelaide.edu.au (Andreas Peukert)
Subject: Nun jokes (with a difference!)
Message-ID: <9305240331.AA02189@ermintrude.teaching.cs.adelaide.edu.au>
Date: 23 May 1993 22:31:06 -0500
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The following is a list compiled through the assistance of many people who
mailed their jokes to me or to humour newsgroups (from where I grabbed 'em).
I am always welcoming additions to the list, so if anyone has any more,
don't hesitate to post them or mail them directly to me (latter preferred)
After my recent post to rec.humor,some more jokes were mailed to me, and I've
included them....
By the way, I think that in order to really make this list expand, it should
be renamed to "Canonical List of Nun, Priest & Rabbi Jokes" or something like
that, depending on how many religions have been joked about ;-)
So send jokes! (andhaveaniceday)
Related:
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
