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• I lurk quietly and carry a big OFF/ON switch.
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  From out in the audience a man shouted, "Lying bastard!...
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  One day, while making his deliveries, the driver saw a kindly old priest walking along the roadway on his way to the mission....
• I saw it on the radio.
• The Gang A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St.
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