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Joe's Morgue You Kill'em We Chill'em!
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Joe's Morgue you kill'em we chill'em!
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City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Joe's Moturary: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em!
Joe's Morgue you kill'em we chill'em!
What does the neon sign say above Joe's 24-hour Abortion Clinic? YOU RAPE 'EM, WE SCRAPE 'EM
You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and keep 'em!!
I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em!
Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em!
Ok, then there's another song, then it comes back with just acoustic guitar and about 7,000,000 people singing.
.. I Like 'em Dead (reprise) (He likes 'em dead) You kill 'em I'll grill 'em (He likes 'em dead) You hang 'em I'll bang 'em (He likes 'em dead) You impale 'em I'll nail 'em You can bet as long as I'm around You'll never bury a virgin in the ground....