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• Found written on a restroom wall once: Life sucks, but then again so does you girlfriend!
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• There was this guy who won the lottery. He immediately calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I won the lottery, pack your bags.
  And she says, "Well, we only have one suitcase." And he says, "No, just pack your bags,I want you gone when I get home!...
• At least that Chicago man who won $40 million in the state lottery has his prioriti}ies straigh
  One of his first purchases was Cubs' tickets....
• Q: Who won the Belgian beauty contest? A: Nobody.
• Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things.
• Heard this joke from a friend's Dad who (as far as I know) never used a computer in his life.
  So St. Peter was questioning a certain black fellow at the Pearly Gate...
• YES! You may have already won.......