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Life is NOT a spectator sport!
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Democracy is not a spectator sport...
Dalek hunting is a terminal sport.
BIG BUSTED WOMEN... ( O )( O ) * can get a taxi on the worst days * have a neat place to carry spare change * have always been the center of the arts (art) * make jogging a spectator sport * can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub * have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them) * usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie * can always carry a little extra * always float better * know where to look first for lost earrings * rarely have to look for a slow dance partner * have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner SMALL BUSTED WOMEN.
Tie m'kangaroo down sport, tie m'kangaroo down!
Corporate America: After a two -year long study, The National Science Foundation announced the following results on Corportate America's recreational preferences.
1. The sport of choice for male unemployed or incarcerated people is BASKETBALL 2....
P.S. Heard on David Letterman: You know, baseball was an exhibition sport in the Olympics this year.
Much as it was in Baltimore....
The purpose of life is life with a purpose...
Our Number One Sport A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight.
The guide told her, "This is our number one sport....
Life is but a dream