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Living With Saints Is Tougher Than Being One.
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Living with saints is tougher than being one.
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Q: What's worse than being hijacked by the PLO? A: Being rescued by the Egyptians.
If there is anything better than being loved,it is loving
When you write a program that "learns"--it usually turns out thatyou do and it doesnt.
If you are explaining your program and your listener nods his/her head--wake him/her up!...
Being normal isn't one of my strengths.
TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
You Know You Work In the '90s When... 20. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
19. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses....
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
A bird in the hand's better than one overhead
Why are men luckier than cucumber? - A man don't fit in a food processor - A man only gets circumcise once (cucumber often gets multiple cuts) - A cumcumber doesn't have hands when it's desperate - A man can compact his to travel size - A man can say 'No
ot you I won't' - A man can say 'No, not tonight we won't' - Teeth mark on a man will heal - A man is still whole after being eaten - A man can survive more than one woman - A man is no longer a green-horn after sex - There are no female cucumbers !...