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When You Write A Program That "learns"--it Usually Turns Out Thatyou Do And It Doesnt.
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When you write a program that "learns"--it usually turns out
thatyou do and it doesnt.
If you are explaining your program and your listener nods
his/her head--wake him/her up!
Turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of
the word frustration.
If more than one person worked on the program, no one will turn
out to be responsible for the bug.
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